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Hoggywarts Elite
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Harry potter

Hogwarts Elite is a school of witchcraft and wizardry wiggly fingers and spooky voices and stick-waving reserved for only the finest awesomest students in the wizarding world on all the Internet, or maybe even Livejournal! In order to become a member of this community, one must first prove his or her prowess "suck up" hardcore to the "head"mistress (teehee!) in wizarding knowledge in pretty words if not poems and/or lyrics from pop hits from the 1980s. Aspiring members Total wannabes must submit a sorting application at sorting_elite uh, just join, which will not only determine what house they are best suited for, but whether they are worthy of this community at all because I am just that lazy. This community is moderated by your Headmaster, Sugitchi. All must respect the athletic cedar tree!

To become a member of this community, comment to the post and I, Caito, will sort you instantly based on a snap judgment of your username and livejournal icon! Isn't that just so much more fun than waiting several days for hundreds of members to thoughtfully read a paragraphs-long application and give you their frank and honest judgment? SRSLY. Why trust a bunch of strangers to sort you into your fictional house in a fictional castle-school from a children's fantasy book, when you can have just one person do it at random and according to her own whims and caprices? DUH. THE CHOICE IS CLEAR. CHOOSE HOGGYWARTS ELITE!

P.S. I'm officially declaring war on hogwarts_elite. Cower with fear as I say mean things about you on the internet! You... you poopypants! Nyah nyah!
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